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For my fellow Bloggers…

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OK, OK, so I do my best to not encourage spending BUT… this is for the bloggers out there.

If you are like me and blog on a regular basis, it’s a bit frustrating not to have a hard copy of your writing. I’ve tried printing pages, or keeping a duplicate copy in Microsoft Word, but nothing looks quite right.

One of my friends recently purchased a blog book from Blog2Print.com. Blog2Print publishes your blog to a soft or hardcover book. 20 page softcover books are only $14.95.

I was so impressed with (and jealous of) her book, I contacted the crew at Blog2Print.com. They were extremely kind, helpful, and most importantly… agreed to give away a 20 page hardcover (or softcover) book to one of my readers.

If you are interested, and you should be, leave a comment on this post. Make sure you include your e-mail address in the ‘Mail’ section so I can contact you back if you are the lucky winner. I will be taking all the entries, throwing them into a hat, and picking one on Tuesday night, June 22nd. Feel free to leave a comment to enter the drawing up until then (please, only one entry per person).

Good Luck!

It’s Life Insurance Test Day!

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After deciding to take out life insurance, I spent some time searching for a good inexpensive policy. I finally found one and set up the required physical exam.

I was terrified to get the exam for several reasons:

1. Thanks to my foot injury, I haven’t been running in weeks and I swear my muscle tone is decomposing by the hour.
2. In an effort to avoid high readings in cholesterol, I was to avoid Mexican food, sushi, and beer. Perhaps this would have been easier had I not lived near the ocean just north of the Mexican border. No Mexican food or sushi? That’s like asking a San Diegan not to eat.
3. They advised me to get a good night’s rest the night before the exam. Hmm. This may have been easier had there not been a 5.7 earthquake at 9:30pm last night followed by aftershocks until 2:00am.
4. I have a completely irrational fear of needles.

Upon arrival, I started shaking and sweating. The examiner asked me twice to please stop shaking, otherwise he wouldn’t be able to get the needle inserted in one shot.

I thought, ‘Yeah, because the shaking is voluntary.’

Halfway through the draw, he looked at me and asked, “Are you OK? You look extremely pale…well… more pale than you already were.”

Gee, you’re full of compliments today aren’t ya?

He finished the draw and by then, the room was spinning…and I passed out.

Yup folks, that’s me. 30 years old and I still act like a 5 year old around needles.

I’m glad it’s over.